funny/weird stripper stories

[Lefalaja]

so i was in a shithole place deep in the ass of australia... past bendigo shit...

went to a fucked up place... not sure if it was legal

going in there with some friends... and the first thing i see is a girl with huge boobs telling me "take a look mate"
and BAAAAM she flashed me fuck those tities was BOOOM.. big and perky
she was not more then 20 y o

well not even sitting then this hot sheila dancing cought my eye... but i thought it was a bit to much/weird.
i'm not sure WTF is this place! so i'm standing with this bloke and she comes near me and started hooker
dancing on me!!!! and she ask me if i want to dance... i don't know why but i told her no thanks

well after she move on from me a couple of steps... i turn around to my new friend and told him
"did you see that? what a fucking hoe" well well well... he answer me "dude that is my girlfriend"

WTF man WTF WTF is this place

he got pissed at me and told me to say sorry... i'm not saying fucking sorry for that
of course that started pissing many people there WHO IS THIS FUCKING ERVIN GUY!?

[corrupt_accountant]

why havent i been to any of these places in Australia

[corrupt_accountant]

ok lef has been the only one really posting so i will post another

A few years ago (4 years)i went to schoolies with some friends in Queensland. We went to the strippers there
So two strippers came up to us (5 guys) and they were like do you want a group dance? We were like we don't have much money on us and she asked how much money we had?
We said $70 and they said nah that is plenty!
You should of seen their faces when we said No that is combined

[Lefalaja]

[Lefalaja]

one time around 2004/05 i was hanging out with some buds.. chatting and drinking (this is on the street outside)
this girl come by and she said she need money... NOW... so she ask if anyone want a blow job or some nuk nuk
no one was interested... i felt she really needed the money so i said maybe you can do something for us and i will pay you

she said sure anything you want

told her to flash everyone who pass on that street for 30 min while we sit and see peoples reaction
her tits was not bad at all