Hey,
Im the older (and more mature) brother of Sephiaya.
I cant bench my own body weight, have a very small 2" penis, and my man boobs hang from overdoses of steroid abuse back from when I once looked semi attractive to the opposite sex :(
These days all I have left is a nagging wife, 4 annoying kids, 6 ugly fish, and a dead rabbit burried in what was once the great escape tunnel he created which fucked my backyard
Oh but I do have one thing left that keeps my sanity in tact...
My retro games collection