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The last strippers i went to tried to suffocate me inbetween her breasts.
she was like "i know when you are out of oxygen".......that was the last thing i remember from that night


Post your funny/weird stripper stories

i remember one time when i wanted to "rescue" a stripper from the bulgarian mafia
managed to get her 100 meters from her job before i was "cought" by some crazy dudes
lesson learned... never try to steal a stripper from the mafia

why did you try and save her? what did they do to you :O

im sure OPA would have some stories to tell

LOL!!!! Thats an interesting topic here.....

One time I was at a shady place in Asia with my brother... He wanted 3 girls at the same time... The place could not offer that for us... Fine my brother had only one then... While he is busy there some crazy local guys don't like me at all.... Suddenly we had to go out cos the guys was asking to fight!!! Who the fuck ask someone to fight... Had to get my brother out in the middle of the nasty business

in asia: i was out and i had i think 10-12 guys with me (half are body guards )
so we got to this place and got half of the place for us... got also girls for everyone...
we are drinking and dancing and having fun with these strippers/hookers... great fun really..
just before we want to go someone said something to us (i have no idea who or what) and the guys
followed me out while "the bodyguards" trash the place.. had to go since the police was there very fast
(there is actually some photos from this happening but i cannot show here )