My Girl Alana (8)
Alana: Dad can you promise me something?
Me: Yea sure.
Alana: A promise is a promise right?
Me: Right
Alana: When you die you have to wait for me in heaven and make sure you meet me when i die. You have to, have to, have to wait for me. Promise?
Me: ..... Yes i will
My Boy Leron (6)
While walking in the mall my boy Leron (6) saw this big poster of a woman with half of her face old
with wrinkles and the other half young without wrinkles (called vampire treatment).
My boy: Mom you should do this treatment
Wife: Why? I'm not beautiful enough?
My boy: So you never get old and die