funny/weird stripper stories

[corrupt_accountant]

haha 3 girls at the same time! That is a lot of ass!

Im sure geo has some nice stories He probably goes to the strippers with a dixie kong outfit and asks her to slowly put it on

[corrupt_accountant]

[Lefalaja]

my crazy brother while we were in asia together... found some shemales and manage to take some pics
while he is holding their boobs out these pics are epic.. maybe i should ask him if i can post them here
we are talking big ass silicon boobs... these are hookers on the street

[Lefalaja]

[suicide]

Ok this stripper which I meant randomly on the road, She approched me and offered her "services" I agreed. But she wanted money in advance. I was cool with it. I paid her, guess what happened ? The BITCH ran off with all the money...............

P.S: it never happened to me but a friend.

[Lefalaja]

so i was in Varna and was walking at golden sands (Tagir knows what i'm talking about) there are a lot of hookers on the streets.
i see this blonde girl walking towards me and i thought she have to be a hooker for sure... so just before she past me i turn to her
and said "do you want company?" she said "what do you mean?" IN SWEDISH i said sorry to her... and somehow i told
her i thought she was a hooker i thought she was going to slap me BUT she said "do you want to hang out with me?"
i said sure of course... went dancing and making out... later on we sneak in a hotel swimming pool and dive in naked and drunk
good old time

[corrupt_accountant]

[Geobros]

[Lefalaja]

asia: 2 years ago.

brother inlaw is taking me out for a good time. came to a nasty place everyone got a girl (around 10 of us) to have a good time with.
i got this dam-u-so-hot-i'll-even-do-u-sideways girl her english is not so bad and she was cool.

i was drinking shoots and all kind of weird drinks but i notice that every time i drink she drinks... like she is following me
after a while i could see that she can't keep her drink i told her to stop drinking or else she is going to puke...
she was afraid that i wanted a new girl i said no you don't need to drink so you can be with me
she was trying to kiss me so many times but i keep telling her that i'm married... (then WTF am i doing there )

so my evil brother inlaw went to the hookers and forced them to come and kiss me or else i will leave... i had no idea at the time
so i just thought i'm to dam HOT that was some funny shit ... drunk guy running away from hookers who is trying to kiss him

after that (about 04:30 am) we went to KFC and they did not have much to serve and i went bananas

i'm coming home around 7 in the morning and finding that my wife is getting ready cos our plane is leaving today for Norway

i had some much to drink that i collaps infront of the mother inlaw
just before i black out i said something funny
"if i die.. don't sell my games"
now i have to hear people mentioning that all the time

i ended up in the hospital for 2 days and missed the flight of course

lesson learned? .... maybe

[corrupt_accountant]

hahahaha
most your stories appear to be in asia